Saturday, September 29, 2007
"ALERT, ALERT, ALERT"
On Friday September 28 around 4 pm we had a scare. I had purchased some Ramen Noodles from a store in Lebanon Missouri and my brother was eating a pack and he tasted something weird and he was looking through his noodles and he said," what the hell is that"? He showed me and I said that looks like rat poison. There were about 4 or 5 green pellets in it, He got the package out of the trash and brought it to me and there were pellets in the bottom.I called the store and they pulled there noodles from the shelf, I called the Health Department and an Enviromental guy is suppose to call me Monday. I also called poison control and they said for me to keep a close eye on my brother and if he loses energy or appetite to take him to get a vitiman K-1 shot. The noodles were from Union Foods in California they came in a six pack package they say "SNACK NOODLES" on the front. It was the beef flavored. I'm concerned mostly because kids eat a lot of these noodles. If you have experianced anything like this before please feel free to tell me about it. Posted by: Lisa Cox, Missouri
Monday, September 24, 2007
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Funny Things that Kids Say
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is . . . having friends. At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 20 success is . . . having sex. At age 35 success is . . . having money. At age 50 success is . . . having money. At age 60 success is . . . having sex. At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . . . having friends. At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is . . . having friends. At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 20 success is . . . having sex. At age 35 success is . . . having money. At age 50 success is . . . having money. At age 60 success is . . . having sex. At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . . . having friends. At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
Now thats funny
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride ...A vendor came down the corridor selling Pop Rocks, something neither had ever seen before. Cassie bought each grandson a bag. The first one eagerly tore open the bag and popped one into his mouth just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his brother and said: "I wouldn't eat that if I were you." "Why not?" replied the curious brother "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."
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