Saturday, September 29, 2007
"ALERT, ALERT, ALERT"
On Friday September 28 around 4 pm we had a scare. I had purchased some Ramen Noodles from a store in Lebanon Missouri and my brother was eating a pack and he tasted something weird and he was looking through his noodles and he said," what the hell is that"? He showed me and I said that looks like rat poison. There were about 4 or 5 green pellets in it, He got the package out of the trash and brought it to me and there were pellets in the bottom.I called the store and they pulled there noodles from the shelf, I called the Health Department and an Enviromental guy is suppose to call me Monday. I also called poison control and they said for me to keep a close eye on my brother and if he loses energy or appetite to take him to get a vitiman K-1 shot. The noodles were from Union Foods in California they came in a six pack package they say "SNACK NOODLES" on the front. It was the beef flavored. I'm concerned mostly because kids eat a lot of these noodles. If you have experianced anything like this before please feel free to tell me about it. Posted by: Lisa Cox, Missouri
Monday, September 24, 2007
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Funny Things that Kids Say
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is . . . having friends. At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 20 success is . . . having sex. At age 35 success is . . . having money. At age 50 success is . . . having money. At age 60 success is . . . having sex. At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . . . having friends. At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is . . . having friends. At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 20 success is . . . having sex. At age 35 success is . . . having money. At age 50 success is . . . having money. At age 60 success is . . . having sex. At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . . . having friends. At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
Now thats funny
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride ...A vendor came down the corridor selling Pop Rocks, something neither had ever seen before. Cassie bought each grandson a bag. The first one eagerly tore open the bag and popped one into his mouth just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his brother and said: "I wouldn't eat that if I were you." "Why not?" replied the curious brother "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."
KIDS
The best thing to spend on your children is time.
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Children aren't happy without something to ignore,And that's what parents were created for.-- Ogden Nash
Adolescence is like a house on moving day - a temporary mess. -- Julius Warren
Nothing so dates a man as to decry the younger generation .-- Adlai Stevenson
Bungee jumping and skydiving are for wimps. If you want to experience true gut-wrenching terror, have children.
Touch is the most fundamental sense. A baby experiences it, all over, before he is born and long before he learns to use sight, hearing, or taste, and no human being ever ceases to need it. Keep your children short on pocket money -- but long on hugs. -- Robert A. Heinlein, Notebooks of Lazarus
Adult, n.: One old enough to know better.
Boy, n.: A noise with dirt on it.
It isn't easy being the parent of a twelve-year-old. However, it's a pretty small price to pay for having somebody around the house who understands computers.
Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like. -- Arnold Bennett
"Mom, why can't I? It's a free country.""Not while you're under my roof, it's not."
My momma may have raised a mean child, but she didn't raise no hypocrite. -- Molly Ivins
I called my parents the other night, but I forgot about the time difference. They're still living in the fifties. -- Strange de Jim
Life does not begin at the moment of conception or the moment of birth. It begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies.
There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate.
The function of parents is to isolate children from the realities of the world until they're too old to learn to cope with them.
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. -- Robert A. Heinlein, Notebooks of Lazarus
There is an innocence in admiration; it is found in those to whom it has not yet occurred that they, too, might be admired some day. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. -- John Steinbeck
If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable.
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Children aren't happy without something to ignore,And that's what parents were created for.-- Ogden Nash
Adolescence is like a house on moving day - a temporary mess. -- Julius Warren
Nothing so dates a man as to decry the younger generation .-- Adlai Stevenson
Bungee jumping and skydiving are for wimps. If you want to experience true gut-wrenching terror, have children.
Touch is the most fundamental sense. A baby experiences it, all over, before he is born and long before he learns to use sight, hearing, or taste, and no human being ever ceases to need it. Keep your children short on pocket money -- but long on hugs. -- Robert A. Heinlein, Notebooks of Lazarus
Adult, n.: One old enough to know better.
Boy, n.: A noise with dirt on it.
It isn't easy being the parent of a twelve-year-old. However, it's a pretty small price to pay for having somebody around the house who understands computers.
Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like. -- Arnold Bennett
"Mom, why can't I? It's a free country.""Not while you're under my roof, it's not."
My momma may have raised a mean child, but she didn't raise no hypocrite. -- Molly Ivins
I called my parents the other night, but I forgot about the time difference. They're still living in the fifties. -- Strange de Jim
Life does not begin at the moment of conception or the moment of birth. It begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies.
There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate.
The function of parents is to isolate children from the realities of the world until they're too old to learn to cope with them.
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. -- Robert A. Heinlein, Notebooks of Lazarus
There is an innocence in admiration; it is found in those to whom it has not yet occurred that they, too, might be admired some day. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. -- John Steinbeck
If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable.
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